"Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl"
Ok I wanted to write a quick blog and be done by 2:30am, but it's now 2:46am and I had promised my boyfriend I'd be in bed over an hour and a half ago. But he's fast asleep, so HA! And it's not my fault I got caught up reading about Dre's life in her online journal. The bitch has gone and got herself a better job without even consulting me! Hmmph. >=(
Anyway, hope every one had a merry winter holiday, and will be having a fun and safe new year! All I have been doing is sleeping and binging nonstop on delicious European food. Bernard keeps grabbing my huge stomach and groaning. But dude. The food here is just indescribably mouthwatering. Except for breakfast. Only because a) I'm not used to having it and b) it consists of 90% chocolate! WTH! French and Belgians love having something sweet to start their day. I think they are the only cultures that do this. Bernard spreads chocolate Nutella on his chocolate bread, then dips it in hot chocolate. BLEH!
I'm on my way to Switzerland tomorrow, for a week of snowboarding and celebrations. I probably won't be able to access a computer until I get back. So for those of you who are basking in the California sunshine, or are perhaps complaining that it is getting far too cold, I beg you to visit Europe in the winter. My face, the only part that doesn't get covered when I leave the house, gets NUMB. It actually starts tingling.
Things I've covered on this trip:
-Bruges (Belgian city known as the "Venice of the North" for its quaint canals)
-The Belgian Caves (don't know the proper name for it, but it wqs AMAZiNG)
-Versailles (French castle/ridiculously decadent home of Louis XIV-XVI)
-Paris Sex District (forgot the name too..saw the Moulin Rouge!)
-Champs Elysee and Eiffel Tower light display (stayed in the car...too cold!)
-The Salton Sea (saw it for the first time just a few hours ago...I LOVED it!!)
Ok my toes are freezing over so I should get under the covers now. I'm so sad no one is online right now to talk to. Where ARE you people?